|Received this email in December 2002.
I would like to know if the kids in Australia write to Santa Claus in the North Pole or the South Pole?
Answer All Australian children write to the North Pole because it is winter time up there and down here it is summer. I know so much because I am 71 years old.
In response to one visitor asking "I was wondering if there is a special way that Australians say Merry Christmas?".
My wife remembered something that she learnt in her childhood.
Divide Merry Christmas into M - erry - Ch - ristmas.
Swap the Ch and M and rejoin to make "Cherry Mristmas".